dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018

wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!

Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.

by Gridn308 January 5, 2024

Walker

walker is the worst person you will ever meet. he was created in the deep pits of hell

“that guy is so fugly, i bet his name is walker”

by jeuwisksksikasmsmsoks February 26, 2022

Bloody Walker

Using a woman's period blood as lube for giving a hand job to a man.

Jack: Hey Kyle, guess what?
Kyle: What?
Jack: Tiffany gave me a bloody walker last night.
Kyle: Woah, man!

by Walker May 24, 2014

Kenneth Scott Walker II

Kenneth Scott Walker II is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, extremely handsome, smart, caring, and spoils whoever his girl is at the time. Once you have been blessed with his presence you will never want him to leave. He is a once in a lifetime man. He will try to please you no matter how ridiculous the request is. He treats every girl he has like a princess. No matter what you throw at him, he will always be there for you when you need him. Once you have him, NEVER lose him.

Guys, I finally got myself a Kenneth Scott Walker II in my life and I couldn't be any happier!

by heatherjoo December 29, 2016

Harvey Walker

Finds pleasure in most things. Will be regularly confused about a lot more things. Likes picking and consuming mushrooms from the middlesbrough moores. Smokes like an industrial northen chimney (this includes vapes, fags and the wacky baccy). An evening without winding down with a lovely can of stella isnt a proper evening for harvey walker. Regularly hops on the sunnies for 6-9 minutes at a time to catch a glowing tan to parade around the middlesbrough region, making the other villages jealous and rage in envy. Cupid struck harvey and is now in an intense long distance relationship (they see eachother often, hes just 5'2) with the german queen. There are no worries in harveys mind as he often says he common catchphrase, "dont even stress man", instead his mind in only full of stella and cheap fags.

"Harvey walker, nice to meet you!"

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Colt Walker

Colt Walker is artful in companionable silence. He overlooks the she beast that sometimes surfaces. His a man of old fashioned courtesy who listens carefully and knows to read between the lines. He knows how to play and how to fight for something he believes in. His handsome, kind, generous with the most grabable butt. His always funny but knows but knows when to be serious. His a heartstopper and a heartbreaker. His a great friend who is admired by many.There are times when he doubt his worth, that's why he has a number of close friends who will always remind him that his more worthy than all the riches in the world. Colt is the best friend everyone wants to have.

Colt Walker loves my cats and I love him.

by chill babes May 3, 2018