Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

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Vagine Sling

Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.

I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.

by JBH721 January 16, 2021

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Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019

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Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did

"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

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Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012

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