Official Mental Video

The music video you see in your mind when you're listening to a song without visuals, such as on Spotify. This often differs from the actual recorded video (if the song has an official one to begin with,) as it can be far more vague, and contain people close to you.

A: Why are you clasping your hands like that?
B: Sorry, that's just how I see it in my Official Mental Video for this.

by Pnod Pnoderson August 7, 2022

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Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

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reverse video transcriptase

Reverse Video Transcriptase is the technology through which glow niggers from MOSSAD, MI6, CIA, NSA, FBI, etc manage to secretly record oneself through their video camera of their own devices.

Brad, there's a video of you online fapping to some Taylor Swift song. Why did you upload it?
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.

by xythras September 25, 2024

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Video Games

The thing that parents blame for bad situations

Kid: *gets a B in math*
Parents: if you would just stop playing Video games you would get an A

by Mini Grizzz December 12, 2020

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Video Game Time

The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.

Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."

Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"

Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018

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