urban spaceman

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

by sdv September 20, 2007

Urban Pervert

An author who is homophobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay sexual harassment. Probably has never had a girlfriend. Or talked to a girl.

Hiiiii I am Urban Pervert I have no friends so I spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, fucked-up lifestyle.

by Lezzzbefeminists December 28, 2010

urban dictionary

A site that 90% of the visitors are either European or liberal or just plain assholes.

A site that is used to spread propaganda

A site that is overrun my immature teens and adults.

A site that full of racist people and stereo types.

A breading ground for anti American trolls.

You: "no its not its a great site!"

Me: "Look up a definition that has anything to do with the USA or pro bush and you will see my point"

by Caption America June 21, 2005

Urban Pictionary

1. Any UrbanDictionary.com definition with an unnecessary and redundant amount of images posted under it. The pictures aren't posted to provide a visual example of the word being defined like other definitions, but rather just so attention whores can post pictures of themselves, their pets, or post (sometimes) funny image macros.

2. Any Urbandictionary entry with at least 18 images, and/or where the images posted all represent the exact same thing.

Tentative and uncomplete list of words that are currently apart of Urban Pictionary:
cat
emo
shocker
owned
dog
scene
ricer
lesbians
George W. Bush
George Bush
cleavage
World Series
love
booty

by Secret Police April 11, 2005

Urban Censorship

When you can't get your definitions in (DEFINITIONS, not Posts!) onto this website because of something that is disapproved with the UrbanNazis. Also when definitions are automatically erased/deleted without the long Removal process. Also see UrbanVortex or Urban Dictionary Word Limit.

Example of this is the Janet Jackson Superbowl Thing. For weeks, no one can define that on here. Likely a Treacle Effect from Viacom (which owns CBS, which played the Superbowl) down to this very website.

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Urban Dictonary

The best website on the planet

Urban dictonary The only site where you can find lyrics to fuck a duck

by Joe jones January 15, 2013

urban encyclopedia

a definition that is way too long and most likely has been copied straight from wikipedia or some other encyclopedia website. It'd probably be best to just not read it, give it a 'thumbs down' rating, and continue on browsing the site.

good example of an urban encyclopedia entry: Aryan.

by BlackPowder December 13, 2007