ur mom

penis

joe: hey dude
Joe: you have a huge ur mom

by u whore February 6, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

Ur Mom

It is a basic way to ignore answering a question. It can also be used to come-back from a burn, however most people don't think it to be a very good come-back. The main use of it is between 7-11 year old children.

"Hey, want some pizza? I just bought it-"

"Ur mom"
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(In an argument)

"At least I didn't eat the old cheese-it on the ground!"

"Ur mom"

by HarrysWizardingWorld April 7, 2022

ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

by play man October 8, 2021

ur mom

the person who gave birth to you without your permission or a stupid ass joke.

Ur mom: I brought you into this world and i can take you out of it!
Big Chungus Jr: you gave birth to me without my permission.

MicroChungus: Ur mom!
Big Chungus Jr Jr Jr Jr: ball turd

by ball turd November 5, 2022

Ur Mom

A common type of joke used by mainly 9-14 year old kids but in some cases older people have used it it’s a impeccable roast that’s hard to comeback from

Boy 1: your stupid

Boy 2: ur mom is stupid

Crowd: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy 1: *crying
Boy 2: *has all the bitches

by Poopytime23 June 11, 2021

ur mom

a word that people will say to try to upset you or say something that they dont have

haha ur mom

ur mom

by matthewlatiolais May 28, 2022