Uber running

Running as far as you want in any direction then taking an uber home.

I went uber running earlier. I went 15 miles west, a new record.

I keep my run fresh by uber running.

When I want to explore I go uber running.

by Captain F bomb October 17, 2017

Uber round

One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.

Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.

Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin

by Cupist January 16, 2018

uber

ubertomdic
A small roblox creator. She doesn’t have many friends and feels like she needs to give up. She tries to be kind to people but they just ignore he a lot 😐 I think she deserves better. She is a waste of space though lowkey 😂

Oh look it’s Uber let’s go attack her 🥰
Uber eats!

Can you be my Uber driver? 🥺
Oober

by Uber fan January 3, 2021

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025

Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.

Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*

by fakename06 January 5, 2019

uber head

When you go down on an Uber driver and get a free ride.

Dude, I gave him Uber head to get to the airport.

by KADawg September 15, 2016

Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016