urban twat

Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.

When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"

If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.

1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary

by Somia December 25, 2006

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter.
Often used by Kathy Griffin

Did you twat that info?

by KathyRules September 16, 2009

public shool twat

All-male schooling that costs a lot leads to this unfrotunate condition. Boys survive the experience by becoming aggressive pricks or defensive and slightly sorry-looking nerds who can't get the girls. The first kind play rugby and squash and become city finance wankers, the second play cricket and become civil servants (with memories of the empire). Both characterised by juvenile sense of humour throughout adult life. Not always posh. However lack of interaction with those in the real world until 18 years means they're very snobby and on most issues think themselves better than others, who they sometimes deign to pity - particularly
around 'culture' and how to speak 'correctly.' They involuntarily bristle at those that say "wa-er" (water) and "somefink" and condole themselves that these lesser being had the misfortune to be badly educated. Nevertheless, they're are those that think themselves cool; either listen to hip-hop and wear skate gear, or wear surf-gear and travel on their gap-year to Goa. On daddy's credit card. Or that rather large inheritance they came into. Wouldn't stand a chance in the
inner-city.

He's acting like he's SO street/working class, but he went to a £20, 000 a year school. What a public school twat.

by state-school reject October 18, 2004

twatblock

The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female

(a FEMALE cockblock)

1)
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!

Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."

by Mike Delicious September 6, 2008

twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

fire twat

A female with red hair. This term is used to describe the firey hair on her vagina (twat). It may be considered an insult, but I use it as a symbol of pride.

"DAMN HOMIE, look at that fire twat sitting on the park bench!"
"Teacher, why are people always suprised that redheaded girls are fire twats?"

by Chelsea the Chester May 25, 2005

hairy stinky twat

an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.

i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!

by fat nutz October 14, 2007