Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.

Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.

by plaid333 November 7, 2007

Peanut in the Turd

The one positive thing about something that is awful in every other way.

Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013

Twister Turd

When you flush the toilet and the water starts a twisting motion as your turd simultaneously hits the flow and starts twisting.

Dude I was about to give up so I flushed the toilet and then my shit came out last second and caused a Twister Turd!!

by dudeiszack August 17, 2010

Lil turd

Someone who is a little piece of shit

Hey, kyle is acting like a lil turd

by Lil mane mane July 13, 2018

Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Atomic Turd

The event of an unmovable massive shit, usually caused from drug binging, or just having shitty digestion.

Atomic turds are known to hurt.

"Man, after I snorted that line of gack, I didn't poo for a week, what an atomic turd!"

by Shinylemon February 10, 2009

turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003