Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 9, 2018

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018

Trumpothelioma

Breathing disease related to the Trump administration's rollback of pollution standards in order to allow harmful toxins into the air so rich people can make more money while the rest of us make less lifespan.

In the year 2020, Trump has ruined the environment so badly that the voters standing in line all have some form of Trumpothelioma.

by kaman25 August 23, 2018

Trumproar

It means roughly the same as 'uproar' but is meant as a descriptor of conditions in the White House when 45 is throwing yet another tantrum.

Wow, that op-ed in the NYT certainly set off a trumproar.

by MmmHmm September 11, 2018

Trumpeting

v. The act of a Trump supporter going on the internet and gloating.

Tom was Trumpeting all the time on social media so I smoked his ass off my friends list.

by Low Rent Crack October 9, 2018

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019