A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.
Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
by xerb May 2, 2019
Get the hell bonermug. A guy on Twitter that knows Hell is the perfect place for liberals. So they can lie, cheat and steal and everyone will be cool with it.
Sue said, "Liberals want open borders so illegal aliens can invade the United States.
A Liberal said, "Open up the border and tear down the wall and let anyone in to vote."
John said, "To Hell With Liberals!"
A Liberal said, "Open up the border and tear down the wall and let anyone in to vote."
John said, "To Hell With Liberals!"
by "To Hell With Liberals!" September 21, 2019
Get the To Hell With Liberals!mug. An slang way of saying something is ridiculous/ridiculously bad, similar to the phrase "____ as hell."
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who thought it was okay to like child porn?
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!
by minnicle August 31, 2020
Get the Fart as hellmug. by 420grrl June 19, 2011
Get the Little Hellmug. by Asar Norwood January 22, 2023
Get the Welcome to Hellmug. I'm not sure which is worse: the hell-smell down by the Geysers, or the hell-smell that emerges from the bathroom when Ranger Bob takes a dump.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Get the hell-smellmug. An event in which your computer laughs at you while you “command” it to open the twenty 10MB department plan workbooks you’ll need to create the master. Meanwhile, you consider a new life near sand, sun, and an island-wide technology ban.
by Lynx Solutions April 13, 2017
Get the Excel Hellmug.