Simp Test

A Simp Test is when a girl determines whether or not a guy is a simp.

That bitch is handing out simp testa

by Tatsumaki Pancake June 29, 2020

truth test

A test in which you provide in order to tell someone if something is clean as claimed by proving it by either telling them to eat off the plate from which they claim it is clean and it obviously is not or to tell them to drink out of a cup if they said it is clean . It is mostly used on kids but can apply to adults. This may also apply to anything that someone says is true but you know they are wrong so you tell them to prove it so it can blow up in their face.

Mom: Did you wash your hands to go eat? Hmmm…
Kid: Yes ma
Mom: Okay then lick your fingers, it’s a truth test
Kid: What? That’s nasty!!! I mean…better use water AND soap I guess

by leebal May 19, 2006

white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004

belly button test

When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.

See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.

Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.

by CPatch January 31, 2005

Alabama High-Test

Sweet stinky weed grown mostly by hicks in the backwoods of Alabama.

I got a pound of Alabama High-Test that I'm trying to get to Tennessee.

by Ketch13 February 19, 2009

Cosmic Test Server

A overpowerd copy of the big factions server "CosmicPVP"

9yr olds dwell here bewere

I saw someone being salty for dying in a 1v1 on a cosmic test server

by SumMinecraftBoi May 30, 2019

credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.

Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.

by somemoron August 5, 2007