Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.
by Honest John May 8, 2004
Get the wank shaft mug.Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...
by jazrowjo August 3, 2009
Get the Commando wank mug.The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010
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When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah
"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking
"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking
by Superjordz August 20, 2007
Get the Pranking and wanking mug.The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
by combatstig March 15, 2009
Get the Wank Bladder mug.The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
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