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murders stroke

The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.

What do you do?

Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.

What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
by GeneralEric January 4, 2017
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stroke

woah she sTROKE!11!
by megabussyenergy March 23, 2019
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Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.
Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.
by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016
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Mental Stroke

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit
I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
by WadedaGreat March 26, 2021
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A stroke and a half

When something is very extra or takes extra effort.
Wow charlie, that was a stroke and a half to get done.
by NiqqerCunt November 6, 2018
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Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where
"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"
by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025
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victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.
After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.
by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015
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