captain of the gravy train

Homsar.

Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train!

by The Wraith October 5, 2003

Cuts N' Gravy

A consistency of fecal matter somewhere between diarrhea and fully formed logs.

Dude, I ate $20 worth of Taco Bell... I totally feel some Cuts N' Gravy coming on.

by barabus1 February 4, 2009

Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.

My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!

by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009

red-eye gravy

gravy made from country (i.e salt-cured) ham instead of beef.

Shiit, man, you don' know bout no red-eye gravy.

by crack January 26, 2004

Bending My Gravy

Bending my gravy/you've bent my gravy is an expression used mainly in the UK, similar to saying "you're pissing me off"

1: "you're playing your music too loud it's really bending my gravy"
2: "okay sorry I'll turn it down"

by Calthegaymer January 16, 2020

Knickerflap Grundle Gravy

A thick, moist cream cheese like deposit, located primarily in the feminine crotch area- created by flap friction during vigorous exercise in high temp environments or in low temp environments depending on flap mass.

After an extended fast walk session, a large reservoir of Knickerflap Grundle Gravy was evident in the professional lady's yoga pants.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

biscuits and chocolate gravy

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021