English

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.

English grammar baffles me.l

by Ellietheelaphant July 10, 2016

English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.

English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.

by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020

Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.

Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.

by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021

English people

Very polite people, especially older English people that still have some manners and were brought up learning respect.
Beware of the sheep that work in offices and think they're hot stuff as they are the ones that have no manners and think everybody should bow to them. Higher pisition office workers are very educated and smart.

Polite English people : May I please have a large glass of red wine and two pints of lager, please.
Sheep that work in offices : why is my fries not here yet??! Where's my food!?? I ordered a large red!!!!

by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018

Oral English

Oral English is the spoken version of English language. It is the representation of English words with speech sounds.

I teach Oral English in Yale Academy

by Dayo🎙️ March 15, 2023

English

A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.

John: The word English mean you should not read this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P

by Someone lame and bored. September 20, 2018

english teacher

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023