To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
Get the Stone the Crowmug. 
by Yoloswag456238 May 28, 2020
Get the Zoe Stonemug. Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .
by Stonecloser January 10, 2023
Get the Stone Closermug. A drinking game which consists of taking 3 shots of alcohol with each shot increasing in alcohol content. The objective of the game is to not react while taking the shot (gagging, coughing, spitting it out) or they’ll be eliminated. The game ends when either only player remains or all players that made it past the third shot.
Jack: hey dude, let’s play Stone Face
Grave: good idea, I’ll get the drinks
Jack: let’s see how you do this time, if you can get past the first shot
Grave: fuck off
Grave: good idea, I’ll get the drinks
Jack: let’s see how you do this time, if you can get past the first shot
Grave: fuck off
by Chuckles the Clown of FOS January 29, 2023
Get the Stone Facemug. When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.
Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!
Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021
Get the Stoned as a goatmug. by Soumaya allaoui June 9, 2017
Get the heart of stonemug.