Burrito

The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.

Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly

by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020

Del tacos burrito

Del tacos burritos are the shit, I buy and taste like paradise.
They have chicken, cheese, lettuce and the thing on top. Original made in

Person: I love Del tacos burritos

Person2: mhm

by DingDong900 December 14, 2023

Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy

'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'

by RogleDin December 12, 2018

burrito sleve

A sexy sleve with a sexy burrito just sexy baby.

Oh ya burrito sleve, wet me.

by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017

prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.

Let's have a prison burrito!

by Spasticgal December 6, 2013

depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024

Burrito

A fat blunt

Aye, wanna hit this burrito.

by irollburritos February 4, 2015