teletoon

Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions

Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*

by Ludaguffia September 5, 2007

Callaghan Teeth

To have teeth that are nearly all black, close to bum teeth but a little worse.

You check that chick out?! She had some hackin Callaghan teeth!

by Guy Who Has The Beer October 23, 2005

Summer Teeth

summer are that way summer are this way

by hank johnson May 24, 2003

bag-of-teeth

You know how when you drink tea and your gums get soft...well, you have a girl drink a lot of tea. Then, you dip your balls in her mouth like a teabag, and her will teeth come out attached to your balls. A "bag" of "teeth"!

Mikey gave his snookums a bag-of-teeth last night...looks like someone will need to be fitted for dentures now.

by yourmom.com April 8, 2007

teletizzle

The cartoon channel called Teletoon. Originated on Teletoon when they did that stupid rap Christmas special where Santa and his elves were black, the girl character had no nose and the dog could stand on his hind leg, wear clothes and rap. Quite moronic, really.

Teletizzle
It's unrizzle

by Darian December 24, 2003

teeteepeepee syndrome

when you have to pee frequently after you’ve already gone recently.

“i have to pee” “girl you got teeteepeepee syndrome!”

by itreallydobelegitness December 20, 2017

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting or threat.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: "FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH."
You: "What do you got? teeth in your ass?"

Ex.2 "What's up, got teeth in your ass?"
"Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass."

Ex.3 "don't make me SHOVE them teeth in your ass."

by Thurluvlok January 19, 2018