Taking Temperature

When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.

Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."

Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked

by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008

smooth talking

The skillful act of twisting yourself out of deep shit and picking up the one and only girl you want.

"Oh my goodness, you're so good at smooth talking!"

by Smoothtalker February 21, 2015

Talking Sideways

Making insinuating remarks while using often exaggerated references to someone or something else. This way if confronted, it can be denied- like a passive aggressive little bitch. Common among gay males and females.

While glancing at you, pretending to talk about something else: “That guy Is an asshole! He’s such an asshole.” “Bitch, quit talking sideways.”

by S Alan February 16, 2020

Taiki

A male who is an oddball combination of an artist, a gentleman, and a ninja

He held the door open for me, what a Taiki

by herpderpington November 21, 2014

Taking Back Sunday

The band that began the MTV emo movement. Marked by turbulent member changes and their leade singer's poppy vocals, the video that broke them, Cute Without the 'e' (Cut From the Team), was based on Fight Club.

Taking Back Sunday OWNS MY LIFE.

by Mandizzle Eff May 25, 2005

talking a walk on the wild side

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

taking a piss?

UK slang. Meaning "Are you kidding me?" Or are you serious?" Or "you have got to be joking right?"

"There's a spider on your leg."
"Are you taking a piss?"

by AppJaxx July 30, 2015