2 definitions by herpderpington

Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

by herpderpington July 10, 2010

Taiki

A male who is an oddball combination of an artist, a gentleman, and a ninja

He held the door open for me, what a Taiki

by herpderpington November 22, 2014