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Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.
Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!
by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010
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Mamel Toe

Similar to a female CAMEL TOE but a male version
Generally found in older very unattractive men who pull there pants too high creating the mamel toe effect.
Look around on the weekend at older larger men who think they are 'hip' in stonewash jeans that pull them up over there protruding stomach... you will be sure to find a Mamel Toe. Generally seen hanging out with his good mate Harry High Pants
by Kitty McLuggage June 29, 2007
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Monkey's Toe

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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toe bagging

Did you see Sandy toe bagging Jim while he was passed out?
by Abilectic April 25, 2008
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cowboy toe

the male version of camel toe, where one nut hangs to the left and the other to the right. often found on cowboys who are wearing wranglers that are too small.
male 1: dude! that guy's got cowboy toe.
male 2: yeah, that's disgusting, i bet he never has kids those wranglers are so tight.
by tormentedsoulradiomix June 1, 2006
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toe sex

When one lays ontop of another being and they suck the live life out of eachothers toes until they are whiter da white.
by James Blackwell March 26, 2003
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big toe

From the movie Stripes, it was used as a satirical compliment for Sgt Hulka who they just couldn't do without.

Someone who annoyingly goes overboard to get something done just to show up everyone, and then makes a total ass of himself, but won't admit it.

Someone who thinks he's in charge, while at the same time his "underlings" show outward support, but actually this person has no idea what he's doing and everyone else knows it.
From the movie Stripes: Winger - "An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us."

Nice job, Big Toe.

How's our Big Toe doing today?
by pedicabber May 16, 2005
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