The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
by stroodlemc March 13, 2024
An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022
by Meowlentine August 06, 2020
"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
by dune-monkeys April 26, 2024
when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it
by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023
To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 30, 2022
by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021