thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

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thirsty whore

What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend

Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"

by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017

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thirteen reasons why

The best Netflix series ever made, about a girl who commits suiced before the movie started. She, Hannah Baker, records thirteen tapes of herself before she kills herself, and there are thirteen different people that were supposed to be the reason that se died. the person that we get to follow is Clay Jensen, who was good friends with Hannah, who died. Clay tries to find out why he and the others are the reasons she died.

Have you seen the series " thirteen reasons why" on Netflix?

Yeah, its the best, such a good serie!

by lolwhaaaaat April 9, 2017

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