A not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap 'flat cap', most commonly used by baseball players. Also commonly used in common urban culture. It is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, assholes and jerks.
Person 1: "You're wearing a douche hat? Lame."
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"
by peacelovefriendship September 18, 2013
Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.
1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"
2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."
2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."
by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009
1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).
2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."
Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."
'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."
'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011
a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.
A smaller version of a douche bag
A smaller version of a douche bag
by Geekslady February 14, 2011
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by andy1 November 15, 2004
A rude and irritating person, usually a man, who's douchiness is so offensive it deems it necessary to hit them over the head with a large foam noodle while the noodler yells "Douche! Douche!."
The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.
The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.
The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?
Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)
Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)
Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
by gin gin san January 13, 2011
by anonymous April 04, 2005