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Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

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You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024
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Snoopypump

To have intercourse with a dog
Marty: Yo bro is she hot?

Cav: nah man she looks clapped

Cav: I’d rather Snoopypump your dog
by DressedLikeAGoon March 22, 2024
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Stoop

Hey Elizabeth, give daddy some stoop
by Peanucklecheese January 16, 2024
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stoogywad

That boy is a stoogywad for sure!
by Chi chi lover February 25, 2024
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stoogywad

That boy is a stoogywad for sure!
by Chi chi lover February 25, 2024
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snoopygoop

verb
/rəˈtärd/
delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
"our progress was retarded by unforeseen difficulties"
by To0Much2HanDle1 June 18, 2024
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stoosy

what bludnymph claims ain't tight
"No, stoosy ain't tight, my ass tight"
by JerkingJerky June 24, 2024
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