screwfighting

An erotic form of jousting involving boxcar shaped men.

Comes in a variety of forms including 'Norwegian Screwingfighting' emphasizing the use of car batteries, cucumbers, clothespins, ski masks, and crisco.

Don't expect much supervision today, Dawson and Barbour were screwfighting all weekend.

by CarolMiller October 28, 2008

Screwed

Starting Week 11 and only being on Week 5.

I am totally screwed.

by xphtevenxi_axphtevenx May 16, 2014

screwed

No way out of a a very bad situation.

Santa Clause screwed the Easter bunny in the crapper and made off with his eggs.

by dabaresii May 4, 2015

Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018

Screwed the Pooch

When you really screw up. Mess things up royally.

He screwed the pooch when he wrecked his truck.

by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019

Screwed by screw

When a carpentry screw is screwed slowly into one's uretha and quickly ripped out.

My cock hasn't stopped bleeding since I was screwed by screw

by Jakestastyballs December 5, 2019

Screw-Fix

Code word for sex, when walking up to a stranger (prearranged) at the back of a Co-Op. Must get out IPhone, pretend to not understand directions and say screwfix in strangers ear. The recipient has to suck his own finger in his mouth and then rub it in other chaps ear.

I don’t understand your directions to Screw-Fix

by DirtyOxMan December 29, 2020