Spongebob

SPONGEBOB IS GAY!!!! Yes, GAY! The creaters of Spongebob Squarepants where 2 homosexual guys! HE'S GAY! Sorry to bust your bubble's little kids, but patrick, and spongebob, are homosexual lovers!

Spongebob is.......GAY! Uh oh, NO WAY!


Indeed, he's....gay!

by Big Rog. February 5, 2005

sponge

to get through something successfully while being laid back about everything

I don't get it. He just sponges through life like he don't care but he's still well off.

by D.Sponge December 1, 2002

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

Spong

A horrible form of bathing suit, a hybrid between a speedo and a thong. Usually spotted on older men with beer bellys and fake tans.

e.g. 1: Person wearing a spong: "Ask me about my spong!!!"

e.g. 2: "Ew! Rob shouldn't be wearing a spong"

by kikido January 16, 2014

saskatchewan spongebath

to give your brother/sister a sponge bath

JOE: last night i gave my Jessica a spongebath
DAVE:isnt that your sister?
JOE: ya .....it was a saskatchewan spongebath

by me1989 November 18, 2009

Fun Sponge

Those lame people who don't go out and soak up all the fun and energy.

Oh my god, ellie holden is such a fun sponge. She literally sucks the life from her more fun friends!

by Fruitykid November 4, 2011

spong

A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.

He got stoned and completey sponged.
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes

by Chris Done July 16, 2008