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Scottish Shitter

A reference to building house plots on the game " Manor Lords " wherein a house plot tapers down slowly on one end to spoof the placement of an outhouse that is seen on every house plot thus placing the " Shitter " an unreasonable distance from the house. It is as if a man would have to tread through the highlands just to take a shit.
That's so far to walk it's practically a Scottish Shitter.
by OutermostGold October 3, 2022
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i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
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olivia seitter

she sits across from her good friend sophie. picky eater. woman (debatable). only eats margherita flatbreads and cookies.
Omg is that olivia seitter getting a cookie?!
by blueeag1234 March 17, 2023
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Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.
Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013
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Off the shitter

Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter
by Clumsy Solider April 27, 2016
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Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
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Route Serial Shitter

Somebody who makes deliveries who has IBS or similar and destroys restrooms each stop along the way.
by AnonK1234 September 30, 2023
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