This challenge involves the ejaculation of semen into the empty milk container 2 times a day for a month. Store the sperm milk container in the refrigerator. On the last day of the month, we swallow everything.
Mike: My stomach hurts
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump
by Anonim1010 November 08, 2022
The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.
"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."
by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022
by Daddy Asher June 05, 2021
Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.
by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018
She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!
by Melo225 August 12, 2023
When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.
Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
by tittysprinklers December 01, 2013
person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
by hairybattycrease April 07, 2018