small ops

The opposite of Big Facts, when someone says something that is not at all relatable but you give them credit because it’s 2018

Guy 1: I hate Star Wars, this movie blows.

Guy 2: Small Ops bro, that’s why you have no friends.

by Chettywap January 18, 2018

small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018

small snack

a word used to mock someone after he has eaten his 12th meal of the day.

Bug-eyes has eaten his 8th small snack today.

by Small Snack May 8, 2018

Samalays

What Michael's favorite word of all time is.

Michael really likes to write with the word Samalays.

by Mikorli May 25, 2018

Small Wonder

Named for the robot Vicki on the sitcom, Small Wonder, a small wonder is a mundane girl with a glazed over look in her eyes, who drones on and on in a monotone voice, and fake laughs at all your jokes.

Guy: How was your blind date last night?

Guy’s Friend: Ugh, she was a real small wonder!

by Iamrillysmart July 30, 2018

small but gentle cheeks

a person i once know stated that he was going to clap them small but gentle cheeks so i wanted to share it with you all

"look at her small but gentle cheeks"
"bro how do you know they are small but gentle"
" i don't f*ckin know"

by bloodhero November 19, 2018

Shomaldoaca

The highest form insult used by famous Romanian public figure, Vadim Tudor.

Vadim: "Excroaco SHOMALDOACA"
Vadim: "You're not making order in my party, SHOMALDOACA"

by zimble March 22, 2019