Snoberger

well, a snoberger is:

1. german (usually called nazis)

2. watch what you eat. snobergers are known for extremely big butts, boy or girl, young or old. some of them eat a lot and get full. an hour or so later, they are hungry again so they eat more. this process goes on until they get bored of eating. others peck at their food really fast making them look like a starving chicken.

snobergers are usually called pigs, cows, and my favorite, chickens!

3. is somewhat athletic but hates to run. gets tired really fast but is really flexible.

4. is usually fairly skinny but out of shape.

1. snoberger: heil hitler!
other guy: do what to who?!?

2. holy crap! that guy/girl just ate 4 hamburgers 1 hour ago, 6 slices of pizza 20 minutes ago, 3 milkshakes 5 minutes ago, and 30 ho hos 2 seconds ago and is still eating! he/she must be a snoberger!

3. omg, that snoberger guy looks like elastigirl from "the incredibles"!

4. wow, it took that snoberger 20 minutes to run 1 mile.

by Hayley Raschel July 7, 2008

Shower pack

A term often used in Jail or prison.

When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.

he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...

then stick it to the wall in the shower.

sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure

Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "

by Zachary Oside January 21, 2009

shower shotgun

to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.

chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...

by hapless2012 September 10, 2009

shower-fresh

the term used for describing how clean you are.

Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"

by f150baby December 10, 2010

Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

Deodorant Shower

The use of deodorant - especially aerosol - in the absence of bathing facilities. See Irish Shower.

When camping for the converted Duke of Edinburgh Award, many UK students resorted to a deodorant shower in a desperate bid to stave off the daily encroachment of offensive odours.

by mrbicrevise September 21, 2005