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South Berwick

A very small town in Southern Maine where nothing ever happens. For the "hoodlums" in town, their daily entertainment is meeting at Central School and doing stupid, useless things. For everyone else, you sit at your house all day waiting for the day you graduate from Marshwood High School and can get out of the town. Unless you are the hicks, then you drop out at 15 and become a drug dealer. The nearest store is 25 minutes away, unless you like second hand clothes, then we have a bunch of stores for that. And good luck if you have a pollen allergy, there's so many trees here you will die during allergy season.
Person 1: Hey dude, want to go to Central and climb trees like idiots?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to sit here for the next five years wishing something exciting would happen, because nothing ever happens in South Berwick.
by stuck in this stupid town September 2, 2011
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Snout Fucked

Using the snout of a small dog to penetrate the vaginal cavity. Sometimes lubrication is necessary.
"Autumn snout fucked me last night, it felt better than my boyfriend!"
by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2009
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South American Cocktail

The art of filling a plastic cup with one's own fecal matter, urine, and semen whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. The frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the rectum. The fluid that melts out of the anus is then collected and served to guests.
"Hey Thomas! Let's make some South American Cocktails for the Football Game!"
"O.K.!"
by laupai12 March 6, 2009
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south kent school

a distinguished school that only admitts the brightest minds and promising athletes. A school that often recives criticism from students who either lack intelligence or athletic ability....and most of the time ..both. When attending south kent, students learn to embrace one another's diverse backrounds and the school's second-to-none curriculum. They couldn't be more different than the tools from kent who go away to school to re-invent themselves claiming to be the "coolest" kids from their respective home towns when in fact...they were always the last kids to be picked for the kickball team in the schoolyard and ALWAYS the last ones to lose their virginities....most who havent yet
South kent school is the best. sorry kent, you should have worked harder.
by john grisham December 7, 2006
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Olathe South High School

A school full of fun-loving students. Doesn't mean that they are all potheads or easy, it just means that they know how to party and have game. People from miscellaneous schools tend to dislike Olathe South, simply because they are angry that their house was built so far away. There is talk that Olathe South's sports teams are shit. Well they have a new, shiny state trophy that proves that statement wrong. Students from Olathe East talk poorly of the south students, but what they don't realize is South students have a higher tendency to succeed in life, due to the fact that they get jobs, and don't rely on their parents to do everything for them.
Middle school student: What school should I go to?
Well informed teacher: Olathe South High School. Hands down.
by north student? (; January 2, 2012
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South Park Agnostic

One who doesn't actually understand the nuances in either side of any issue, so they take a position halfway between them while deriding both as extremists. They hope to appear moderate and reasonable without having to actually research the matter and form an opinion that doesn't boil down to trendy contrarianism and false equivalence.

They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.
Those South Park Agnostics should read an actual book or two than sit on their asses watching TV.
by Destroyer of Ignorance February 3, 2010
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University of Southern California

An elite, private research university which boasts some of the best programs in the country, including the prestigious School of Cinematic Arts and School of Letters, Arts and Sciences. USC has top-20 programs in film, engineering, english, and law. Overall, USC ranks just below rival UCLA, however that is projected to change by 2012, and USC has been climbing the national ranks since being named Time "School of the Year" in 2000.

2009-2010 admissions to the university are extremely tough (23% acceptance rate versus UCLA's 21% acceptance rate).

USC boasts incredible sports teams, including football, where they have won the Rose Bowl three times since 2000 and a national championship in 2004. USC also has 12 national baseball championships.

USC is extremely expensive, but has a higher salary rate after graduation than UCLA. USC is also a better choice for entertainment industry jobs, as USC students have higher field interview records than UCLA students. USC believes in a "Trojan Family" alumni network which give students a much needed advantage to find work in Los Angeles after graduation.
by Adroa34 August 10, 2009
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