Walmart Shopper

A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)

Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.

Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!

by smolderingturd August 7, 2010

Sloppy Susan

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.

My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!

by tpatora October 12, 2009

The Sloppy Platypus

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.

Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!

by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012

sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.

Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.

by joesalt September 17, 2005

shopping

See: Photoshopping, Photoshopped, or Shopped.

It looks like that someone had been messing around and was shopping that picture to get some better popularity online.

by izcool December 12, 2006

sloppy gator

A University of Florida Fan that has imbibed too much alcohol either before, during or after a football game, during the weekend or any day of the week in which one is drinking and exhibits some or all of the following qualities: rambling, yelling, the inability to stand on two feet, slurring of words, constantly falling down, vomiting, urinating ones self, and lacking a sense of general direction.

"Remember the time Parrish got drunk and ended up sleeping in his truck and the cop that found him told him that nobody likes a sloppy gator?"

by Oh The Shenanigans December 5, 2007

sloppy spirograph

a sexual act named for a popular children's toy which creates random designs. the act is performed while having sex with a woman of petite proportions, also known as a "spinner", who is currently menstruating. the man spins her around thereby creating colorful designs on his bedsheets with her menstrual fluid.

These sheets are filthy! Did you make a sloppy spirograph on them or what?

by dragonschld June 11, 2008