Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

slugging

putting a slug on a girls pussy and letting it slide inside her

omg i love slugging my girlfriend

by inthewood July 27, 2021

Slug Tunnel

Blowing ones nose onto the butthole of another and using the snot as lube

Took my girl to Olive Garden last night but forgot lube, luckily I had the flu so we could Slug Tunnel in the bathroom before our food arrived.

by Dimpus Gallenger July 31, 2021

Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 7, 2021

Bulgarian Slug

Fat line of pure cocaine.

Rack us up a “Bulgarian Slug”.

by Smousechow February 21, 2022

Slug

•Slug• is the polar opposite of the much used “Slay” (Meaning “Cool!” or, “Great!”). Slug is derogatory synonym for Slay.

“Ew! That dress is so Slug!” or alternatively, “

by calumcocaine11111111 February 28, 2022

thumb slug

keeping a tad bit of cum/semean in between your pointer finger and thumb to wipe on someone/something later in day

“bro i wiped a thumb slug on brad after he called me a dick today”

“dave mad fun of me yesterday so i’m going to cum thumb slug him today”

by D the P slayer August 19, 2021