The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014

Quick with the slips

Able to easily kill large groups of people.

"Comin' in, number 19... Straight outta Wuhan, he's quick with the slips: killin' bitches" - Jessimae Peluso on COVID-19

by UrbanCrab April 29, 2020

Autocorrectian slip

When what your phone autocorrects your text to something that also works or is what you really would like to say.

Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister”
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister”

My Autocorrectian slip revealed his sister and I had been hooking up.

by BCooperNYC December 21, 2023

slip 'n fall

Term for a completely accidental and fatally regrettable one-night stand, typically involving impaired reasoning skills due to the over-consumption of alcohol or other choice substances.

Jane: Don't look now, but at 12 O'clock, isn't that Chad? Didn't you two date for a while?

Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.

by le fizz November 1, 2009

Slip through any net

Meaning down below she's smooth and wet

"What was jess like"
"Oh she could slip through any net"

by MukeMikeCut August 20, 2017

Quick Slip

when a Eugene like figure pulls up a chair and wips the tip of his penis out of his pants so not many people can see him rubbing his little wanger.

Man did you just see that dude he pulled a quick slip

by Ripper investigators February 21, 2019