sapphire

a girlfriend of a member of the crips gang, from the gang color (blue); compare "ruby red," meaning a girlfriend of a member of the bloods, whose gang color is red (data from 2007 high school girls in east new york, brooklyn)

She's a sapphire, for sure.

by GMD. April 3, 2007

slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?

my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008

slappin salmon

A mispronunciation by an angry alcoholic Bulgarian.

We're gonna watch slappin salmon, wanna come?

No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?

It's the movie made by broken lizard.

Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?

Yeah

by Nivek_The_Soaring_Mofo_Eagle April 18, 2010

bitch-ass slapper

A person who slaps a bitch's ass.

"Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004

Knee Slapper

When someones penis is so big that it slaps the inside of their knees when they walk.

What size condom would you like?

Let's just say it's a knee slapper.

by Erak22 September 27, 2009

Sapphire

female aligned person who wears long gowns. gay and usually dating another person named after a jewel

did yall see that new steven universe episode? no spoilers... but something romantic happened between ruby and sapphire

by holyfckingshtno July 13, 2018

happy sappy

Nauseatingly upbeat. Not only do you see the silver lining in every cloud, but you're always turning lemons into lemonade and sow's ears into silk purses. You're just so amazingly chipper that you inspire everyone around you to wonder if killing you might be considered justifiable homicide.

Even though we were down by thirty points, the cheerleaders were still so happy sappy that I wanted to slap them.

by Fidgit January 28, 2009