Skeetchen 

The squirrel King. Possibly the most dangerous, yet elusive creatures known to man; Possibly introduced into the wild by the military to take out the homeless.

Holy shizantelope, I think I just saw the Skeetchen...AGHHH MY FUCKING LEG!!! IT GOT ME!!!"

Skeetchen by Tony Romano October 10, 2003

skeeteye 

Condition resulting from skeeting in one's eye, as in, an erratic ejaculation that hits one's eye.

"Oh damn, that ho got the skeeteye!"

skeeteye by A-Wing January 11, 2006

sheetstain 

Term used to describe and individual that makes a careless, bonehead mistake, without considering how it will effect others around him.

Way to go sheetstain!

sheetstain by MODOLUV March 3, 2007

skeethawlk 

when ur girl is being a bitch masturbeate when shes asleep and stik her hair up in a mohawlk

dude my girl was being a bitch so a gave her a skeethawlk

skeethawlk by evansl8esl8esl8e January 14, 2009

Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

Sheets and Robes by Club Compound November 13, 2009

Skeet Slapped 

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

Skeet Slapped by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011

Skeet Cred 

Skeet Cred is similar to street cred.

Males gain skeet cred by boning the hell pussy.

Hey Bro, I heard you banged Charlotte.

Yeah, I did last night, several times.

You just scored max skeet cred with that score.

You know it.

Skeet Cred by Sharktooth.jarred903 August 1, 2012