Skeetskirt

To back up or reverse a statement.

I want to pick the letter L. Skeetskirt that. Make it an M.

Can you grab me a coke? Skeetskirt. I actually want a Sprite.

by Shark Tank Ehh-Err October 26, 2022

Skeetchen

The squirrel King. Possibly the most dangerous, yet elusive creatures known to man; Possibly introduced into the wild by the military to take out the homeless.

Holy shizantelope, I think I just saw the Skeetchen...AGHHH MY FUCKING LEG!!! IT GOT ME!!!"

by Tony Romano October 10, 2003

skeeteye

Condition resulting from skeeting in one's eye, as in, an erratic ejaculation that hits one's eye.

"Oh damn, that ho got the skeeteye!"

by A-Wing January 11, 2006

sheetstain

Term used to describe and individual that makes a careless, bonehead mistake, without considering how it will effect others around him.

Way to go sheetstain!

by MODOLUV March 3, 2007

skeethawlk

when ur girl is being a bitch masturbeate when shes asleep and stik her hair up in a mohawlk

dude my girl was being a bitch so a gave her a skeethawlk

by evansl8esl8esl8e January 14, 2009

Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

by Club Compound November 13, 2009

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011