Simon

Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.

Oh, don't be so Simon.

by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021

Simona

Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings

That Simona is such a Gollum

Hey Simona where is my precious ?

by Eddie clark_111 November 21, 2021

SIMONA

A MILF.

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.

by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021

Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021

Simona

The most beautiful name, maybe because it’s mine

“Simona.. such a wonderful name”

by urcantiom November 21, 2021

simon-olivier

Best person on the planet

Hey Simon-Olivier you are soioooo cool

by Simon’s November 21, 2021

Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.

Simon fucked a dog.

Simon shot a nigga.

by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021