Simon

2 WORDS... BIG DICK

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is

by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018

Simon't

A person who's official name may be Simon, but in fact he doesn't act like one.

Person 1: "Is this Simon over there?"
Person2: "Nope, thats just Simon't"

by Simon't't August 31, 2018

Simon

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018

Simon Nørager

Good books are like true friends, keep the good ones close to you

Simon Nøragers skjorte

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

Simo

Sexy as fuck

I am simo

by Gggggggggyyy December 7, 2018

Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019