Simp 

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

Simp by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

simp 

what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them

YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

simp by The salami guy January 27, 2021

Simp 

Someone who has loved a girl for 5 years but doesn't express his feelings for her.The simps are ready to buy anything for the girl they love.Often the first name of the simp people is Victor and often the girl they love her name is Sarah.

Victor loves Sarah pelletier and he doesn’t express his emotion for her or over express his emotions for her.

Victor:Oh Sarah you are my cutest friend, i love you so much, I'm going to wait until you're no more boyfriend to be your bae.

Sarah: Shut the fuck up you are so simp and ugly, you can be my friends if you want but not my bae!

Simp by Anti-Simp is so good May 21, 2021

Simp 

Someone who does unnecessary task for someone they want to be with but have no chance

*girl forgets to submit time(will get fired if not posted)
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,

Girl: leaves kyle on seen

Simp by KylE420_69 July 2, 2021

Simp 

A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.

These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.

These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.

Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros

S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy

Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!

Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.

Simp by IntenseJK November 24, 2021

simp 

super

intense
minecraft
player

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

simp by luna de angelis December 1, 2021

Simp 

Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.

A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place.
B: Fucking Simps!!!

Simp by lala__ji December 10, 2021