pinata season

-the time of year when they sell pinata's in the grocery store.

-a random thing to say to express, akwardness and confusion

usually said with a lack luster or lifeless tone

"When do you want to work on our project?"
"Pinata Season..."

Parents: "So (your name here) what was this marijuana doing in your sock drawer, huh?"

You: "Pinata Season..."

by Matthew J. Damon December 11, 2007

ballgame sermon

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.

by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

influentia season

1. The months leading up to November in an election year.
2. The time starting one week before Thanksgiving and lasting til Christmas.

Influentia season has given me a headache with all the advertisements.

by Spoonjabba December 1, 2010

Beer Season

The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.

Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."

Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."

by Naetron77 February 6, 2013

sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.

Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."

by psudosex December 12, 2013

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014