stretch you out

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"

Example 1:

Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:

Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:

Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.

by EmmyTk November 23, 2020

scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

by redneck January 19, 2003

screeched

adj. Describes one who is extremely intoxicated and removes his clothes despite popular approval.

Dude, Drew is fucking screeched.

by Nate June 4, 2004

Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.

If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.

by skizzle15 September 19, 2009

Scratch your pussy

Scratching a pussy is a slang phrase for stimulating a woman with your fingers in her vagina.

"I'm gonna Scratch your pussy until you come all over my fingers."

by Steve Santa September 26, 2005

oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

by garrett November 26, 2003

Itch to scratch

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)

I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.

by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008