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off the richter scale

Used by only the awesomest of people. Used to describe something amazing or not even explainably unbeleivable.
"dude, we went boardin' today and I landed a jump that was totally insane off the richter scale."

"shveet!"
by ~zamalzia! January 7, 2009
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guav scale

A scale that measures how guav someone is. The guavness of a person is measured in fourths.
Person 1: Who’s that guav kid over there?

Person 2: that’s Lee, I’ve heard he’s 9/4 on the guav scale
by Completely Schmittfaced April 30, 2019
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1-10 Scale Of Female Attractiveness

A scale used by males all over the world to describe how hot a girl is. Usually looked down upon by females, but we do it anyway because it's fun.
Guy: Dude do you see that girl? How would you rate her on a 1-10 scale of female attractiveness?
Guy 2: Her? She's a 10 for sure
by Mr.West September 9, 2016
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Scalper

An extremely smart person who has the knowledge to resell profitable items. These people have lots of info to be able to purchase items, usually in large quantities. Some don't have jobs because they make more reselling than if they had a job.
Are you a scalper?
- Yes
How much did you making reselling ps5's?
- More than you make in a month of working broke boi
by I_use_a_mac December 3, 2020
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scalper

(noun) (pronounced scale- PUR) (verb: to scalp)

1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket.

2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket.

*When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable.
**Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.
Joe: Did you get tickets for the game?
Bob: Nope, but I'm going to get there early and try to scalp a pair.
Joe: Good call. You'll probably get them for cheap.
Bob: I know, right?
Joe: Just be careful the scalper you buy them from is okay, because you're going to have to sit next to him the whole game.
Bob: Good call.


Sarah: I have an extra ticket for the concert tonight because Mary can't come.
Becca: You should definitely scalp the ticket to get some cash.
Sarah: Good call.
Becca: Be sure you sell it to someone decent because we're going to have to sit with her the entire show.
Sarah: Good call.
by whudupfx March 25, 2009
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A system for rating women. 1 being the equivalent of Sloth from the goonies and 10 being a mythical/divine being. It can be biased based on the judge.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale: Did you that 3?? I'm surprised they let the poor girl leave the house.

John: Dude a couple of 9's are in my college class.

Jeff: Those are just strong 7's you dumb ass. Only movie actresses can be 9's.
by Thatflyguy55 September 12, 2016
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ungodly hottness scale

the SSS rating that rates a guy's hottness on a scale of 1-10 {1 being ur grandma's ass in a bikini and 10 being, well, #10} this falls on pages 41-42 in the BBC u can only see it if we deem you worthy and you are NOT if your name is ADAM B, Brian & chris (s maid's brothers) uncle floyd and mom
"OMG hes UNGODLY HOTT"

GG: god adam, ur such a ONE
Bug: oooo BURN! yea fuck off and get a life
by Cookie October 17, 2004
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