scarlet facial

a facial, possibly even the result of bukkake, that is worn out in public (possibly forcedly so) as a badge of shame for being a slut.

a reference to that high school literature class required reading, "the scarlet letter," which is all about a 17th century skank that learns her place.

I could still smell another man on Sarah, so I nailed her til I was ready to give her a scarlet facial. She was pretty embarassed when she saw her 11th grade literature teacher at the gas station on the way home.

by fistsandhearts May 3, 2011

Martucci Scale

Scale for rating members of the opposite sex. The scale goes from -32 to 8. Negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). Positive numbers being the number of times you'd "do" him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that IT falls off)
(Tucci scale for short)

Guy 1:Dude what's Kelly on the Martucci Scale?
Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.

by tzoid1s September 3, 2007

national scarlett day

today is the day to make fun and post about scarlett lol (yay i feel important)

nancee: “yes it’s national scarlett day now i can post all the pictures i have of her”

by oozi snapped August 25, 2019

Cock Gay Scale

The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.

This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.

Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.

Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.

1) Graham Norton (UK Personality) probably clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the Cock Gay Scale.
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!

by fuckingbrit August 1, 2012

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A measurement of how attractive a female is with 10 being the hottest

On the 1-10 female attractiveness scale, she's definetly a 6

by CreativeCreamer47 August 27, 2016

Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)

10 - Perfect everything.
9 - Perfect in everything besides one feature
8 - Great everything.
7 - Would be great but missing something important (ass, smile, etc.). Decent looking
6 - Ugly, but still fuckable
5 - Ugly, but has a tolerable personality

4 - Ugly everything.
3 - Really ugly everything

2 - Absolutely hideous physically. Never even want to think about her
1 - Absolutely hideous everything

"What would you rate her on the Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)?"
"She's a solid 8"

by unknownsender28 September 6, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

10+ = Unbelievably beautiful, too beautiful
10 = Beautiful
9 = Very Pretty
8 = Pretty
7 = Cute
6 = Presentable
5 = Plain
4 = Less than plain; unattractive
3 = Very unattractive
2 = Ugly
1 = Very ugly

On a 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), Cathy is a 4, but she gets action from hanging out with Blythe who is a perfect 10.

by JJFoote November 19, 2016