gypsy sausage

Gypsy Sausage refers to a penis foreskin that is so long and stretchy, it can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.

This guy had so much Gypsy Sausage down there, it took me longer to untangle my tongue from it than it did for me to blow him.

by gypsysausage May 13, 2018

Sausage Slayer

A girl who fucks so hard, she fucks guys cocks up

Girl 1: Oh my god jodie, I heard what you did to that guys dick last night you Sausage Slayer!
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I fucked that guy Gooooood!
Girl 1: Damn you crazy girl!

by Shieldz October 10, 2008

goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

by ksks1996 January 27, 2011

Dropping Sausage

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

by esotericinsomniac February 28, 2015

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

sausage biscuit

Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.

I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.

by Lady Farquad August 20, 2018