salty fucker 

A fucker who is salty

“He’s salty.”
“He’s a fucker.”
“He’s a salty fucker.”

salty fucker by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

Salty Raccoon 

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”

Salty Raccoon by Wambo December 2, 2020

Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.

Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.

Salty midget by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020

Salty Margarita 

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

Salty Margarita by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

Salty Plunger 

Using your lovers tears as lube

Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"

Salty Plunger by JinPocket June 16, 2021

salty_sofa 

WOMAN.

salty_sofa is swag

salty_sofa by defo not salty_sofa August 8, 2021

Salty Neighbor

When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.

Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor

Salty Neighbor by Jontssss August 28, 2021