standle

A word to be used when you can't stand and/or handle something simultaneously.

Megan keeps saying standle isn't a real word. One of the many reasons I can't standle her.

by jaehys June 21, 2021

Sand Attack

The most annoying fucking attack in the game "Pokemon," when the user apparently kicks sand into your pokemon's fucking eyes, making it lose accuracy, and does it about 4 or 5 times in a row to make your Pokemon miss every damn attack afterwards and makes it fucking useless from then on.

Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Etc. Etc.

by That Kid with the Forehead June 1, 2013

standard gandhi

When something is exceptional. Just like Gandhi. The Standard Gandhi

That beer was the standard gandhi.

It was the best day of my life - standard Gandhi

by The dragon (w/ defn. article) January 21, 2012

Boat Standing

When you're on the deck of a boat, approaching your destination, and everyone on board just stands there, staring ahead until you arrive.

"Man, that scene in Skyfall had some great Boat Standing!"

by PseuDiddlyEudonym March 19, 2013

Sandal Shuffle

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.

Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.

by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008

Shit Standoff

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.

Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."

by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013

Carolina Sand-Clot

A Carolina Sand-Clot is when you are fucking a girl on the beach and you shove a handful of sand up her vagina.

"Sup Broski, my girl just let me give her a mean Carolina Sand-Clot ."

by ArikDez July 30, 2016