Light Speed

IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.

However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.

Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.

Light Speed by regs_ October 27, 2004

high speed chicken feed 

a common drug in middle america also known as meth or tweek

hey dude did you get any tweek yah it runs clear lets get high

high speed chicken feed by james July 20, 2004

Moving at the speed of nigger 

Moving or walking extremely slowly - like a nigger.

Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.

Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.

Damn it! This project is moving at the speed of nigger! It should have been finished a month ago!

Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol

Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?

Moving at the speed of nigger by Bobby Fransisco III January 24, 2009

break the speed limit 

IN BRIEF: to act fast or be a fast ass, fail to be obedient, refuse or failing to act accordingly or behave, to violate.

PARENT #2: Don't let your daughter hang around that girl.

PARENT #1: Why? Do she break the speed limit or something?

PARENT #2: Exactly.

break the speed limit by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 7, 2009

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

panama city speed bump

a 'panama city speed bump' is where you have a girl in a car. she's on top. right before climax you look her dead in the eye and say "i'm sorry but i have insert disgusting STD". she quickly jumps. knocking herself unconcious on the roof of the car. while unconcious..you nut on her face and throw sand all over her, already cum covered, face.

dude...we we're ridin' hard until i gave her the panama city speed bump..

panama city speed bump by tyler wallace February 7, 2005

percy-speed 

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.

The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.

percy-speed by JohnnyDago February 26, 2008