Sock Cock

When the Condom is too big and it slips off inside of her. So in other words you cock is baggy and old and sloppy.....

"Jayde had such a big pussy ( slut ) that Chris had a Sock Cock"

by Sock Cock March 13, 2018

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Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

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An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

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homey sock

A pool ball inside a sock and then taped so it doesn't split when used as a weapon

That boy dropped when he got raped with that "homey sock "!

by The slyman March 8, 2020

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mr socks

a canadian-lebanese genshin impact streamer and youtuber. he is very well-spoken and gives very good advice both in life and genshin. he is also very tall.

mr socks is streaming! cant wait to watch him farm vermillion for his xiao

by bananabreadbotox July 6, 2023

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