Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

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Size Duke

The Non Binary equivalent to a size queen.

OMG they were such a size duke, even my 7 inches wasn't big enough for them!

by IJustReallyHateNazisMan October 23, 2025

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When you go over to Dan’s for some puh and his son Ben is sitting unsuspecting in the corner so you lowkey grab his ass and start brutally spreading and fucking his tight asshole until he ejaculates into a jar then you frost honeybuns with this ejaculatory liquid and heat them up to a crisp 1200° to absolutely launch at the homeless

Yo dude I hit a crazy seiler spread last night! My walls were dripping with semen bro!

by gary_smith42 November 13, 2025

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seizurish

when the lights are flicking a bit too fast it becomes a bit seizurish

mums christmas lights were flashing so fast it was very seizurish

by zb December 23, 2025

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Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009

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